Fowks, the diffrnts butween Ubonics'n'Suthrn drahl is that Ubonics duzn' have a drawwwl, soda speak. It is not long and twangy, as many would venture to interpret the phonetic spellings of its words.
Ubonics is a combination of Scandinavian influence and laziness. It is contractions where contractions don't belong. Fowks, kntrakshns bilong in the d'livrih-room, and anywhere in the In'rmeowt'n West. Which, if you think about it, is refreshingly appropriate given the high birth rate in the region. I mean, reej'n.
Now, on to an observation made by one of our readers:
"We wz overda Login gettn'arr pitchrs took'n by a pher-taw-gri-fr."
Thank you, A.S., for that keen recognition of Ubonics at its peak of perfection. You are a true native.
I voted. I would love it to be reveled at voting if I voted correctly.
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